A blonde walks into a salon with headphones on. She asks the woman working there for a haircut. The blonde sits down in the chair, and the stylist removes the blonde's headphones off and gives her a haircut.
At the end, the woman asks how she likes her hair but, to her surprise, the blonde is dead!
The woman picks up the headphones and listens.
She hears: “Breathe in...breathe out...breathe in...breathe out."