John pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Brian where he'd first had sex.

"It was right down there by that tree. I remember the day plainly. It was a warm summer day. She and I were so much in love. We walked down to the tree and made love for hours."

"That sounds wonderful," said Brian.

"Yes. It was ok until I looked up and noticed her mother was standing right there watching us."

"Oh my God! What did her mother say when she saw you making love to her daughter?"

"Baaaaaaa."