"Information. Can I help you?"

"I'd like the number of the Theater Guild, please."

"One moment, please."

Pause.

"I'm sorry sir, I have no listing for a Theodore Guild."

"No, no. It isn't a person. It's an organization. It's Theater Guild."

"I told you, sir. I have no listing for a Theodore Guild."

"Not Theodore! Theater! The word is theater. T-H-E-A-T-E-R!"

"That, sir, is NOT the way you spell Theodore."