Two guys get stuck on a desert island.They are soon caught by the natives and brought to a village and put before the chief.

He says to the first guy, "As punishment for tresspassing I give you a choice: death or Ru Ru".

Notwanting to die he picks Ru Ru.

He is then beaten and buggered to unconciousness right in front of his friend.

The second guy, when asked, says "I'd rather die than suffer that."

The chief says, "Great, death it is,death by Ru Ru"!!!