Three Kinds Of Sex

Did you know that once you get married you can look forward to three different kinds of sex?

First, there's House Sex. That's when you make love all over the house; on the floor, on the kitchen table, in the garage, anywhere, anytime, like two crazed rabbits.

Then comes Bedroom Sex. That's when the kids are finally fed, bathed and asleep; the curtains closed, nothing much on TV, and the door locked. You make love in the bedroom.

Last comes Hall Sex. That's when you pass each other in the hall and snarl, "Screw You!"