Two brothers, ages 6 and 8, decide they are old enough to start cursing. So they plan to use dirty words the next morning at breakfast.

The 8-year-old says he'll use the world HELL and tells the 6-year-old to use ASS.

Well, the next morning they head downstairs for breakfast. And when their mother asks them what they want, the 8-year-old says, "Ah, Hell, I'll have some Fruit Loops."

Shocked, the mother wheels around and back hands him on his chair, sending him screaming back upstairs.

She then turns to the 6-year-old and says, "What are you going to have?"

He replies, "I don't know, bu tyou can bet your ass it ain't gonna be Fruit Loops."